Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, ‘That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.’
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, ’ That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you’ve got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex.’
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered. Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, ‘Admit it Frank, you don’t come here for the hunting, do you?’
From an immigrant’s point of view, it’s not about the capping, it’s making sure those who come in speak the language competently, have the brains and the talent to stay and contribute to Britain and are not easily motivated to bring in bombs, drugs and illegal activities.
I’ve seen the abuse of immigration laws the other way around. How about people coming in from EU countries and yet do not know how to speak even a freaking helpful English phrase (like “where can i find a toilet?”) and yet come over here to enjoy benefits in which we, working immigrants, are paying our taxes for?
Did they kicked the shit out of that Roma gypsy campaigner after it was found out she cheated millions of pounds worth of benefits right out of the taxpayers’ money? I bet the government just said, “You been bad.” and slapped her wrists with a ruler and let her go.
It now makes me think that the current government needs to learn a lot from its European neighbors when it comes to immigration control.
I’ve posted a few entries here and usually, it ends up getting sent to my Twitter and Facebook accounts which saves me time and energy from re-tweeting and re-posting an interesting find. But it seems that twice or thrice today, my posts didn’t show up on Twitter although it did on my FB account.
PAGING TUMBLR WEBMASTERS! Need some your help to tweak this problem right!
My mobile phone stopped working last Wednesday. And while waiting for my new phone to come through the post, I found this website out of sheer luck and for several days have been waking up in time to get up and go to work. Big thanks to the guys who made and run this site.
Instead of putting so much thought on clocks, how about improving the healthcare system, put people back to work (or kick the lazy slobs to make them go) and be strict on the budgets for each MP and make sure they spend it on something more substantial and for the people? Aiight?
Hory Schiott! I can’t believe that a country known for its universal healthcare system is closing PCTs and fund for something that’s less of a use to people’s health. So, Cammie, is this your idea of NHS revamp?
Saw on Yahoo! site something like “Parent’s Guide to Justin Bieber”. With the exception of the kids, tweens and a few older oddballs, the rest of the world best know Justin Bieber as the Kid who looks and sounds like a girl. Oh, not to mention he’s that kid who got shot several times on one episode of CSI.
I wouldn’t mind if somebody from Yahoo! posting something a parent’s guide (perhaps thinking that adults are idiots who don’t know how to Google—or perhaps, the damn Yahoo! personnel just had no logical thing to contribute) on somebody who’s so much on TV and radio nowadays.
Hey Yahoo! How about posting something like “Kids’ Guide to Real Cool Music” in return? That way, kids of today would know about musical greats like Led Zep, Earth Wind and Fire, Santana, Paul Simon, and John Lennon? Maybe the kids might discover what MTV used to be like when it used to play music videos. Howzaboudat?