Hey guys, we got some merch opportunities for ya! We put our 2011 Sampler cover on a couple of items just in case some of you guys wanted merch. We will have more professional ones soon but this is all we can do at the moment. The prices are the absolute LOWEST we can make them and we don’t make any profit off these. These are strictly for you guys! Hope to see some of these sell!
Is there any chance to have these shirts be shipped across the Atlantic?
Again, the usual disclaimer: The following literary blurb is purely fictional (Except my admiration for the RL and AU Dessler). The names of the main characters happen to have real life counterparts in the form of very very gorgeous men unless you have a bad taste in men or blind. Any incident, character or anything that happened in the real life are purely coincidental.
Remember those Chuck Norris facts? Y’know, those absurdly funny “facts” about the martial artist. While browsing the net looking for Carlos’ pics, I stumbled upon a blog with one section dedicated to Interpol (especially about some anonymous guy who we will only call as Banksy). I got to a chapter where the commenters gave Chuck Norris facts equivalents on our Inter-Happy Feet. Read and judge if it will bring you giggles:
1.Daniel listens to Mariah Carey while milling around the house w/ his first cup of coffee each day.
2. Daniel wears those things that old men wear to keep their socks up on their calves.
3. It takes approximately one hour for Daniel to grow a beard.
4. He hides in the closet and eats cheeseburgers.
5. He talks in his sleep which consists mostly of repeating lengthy answers to questions asked by journalists the prior day.
6. He is jealous that Paul is such a babe magnet.
7. He wears no underpants onstage
8. He only shags other vegetarians as they smell like eau de lentil
9. He was bullied in elementary for being a Brit at a French school. they called him ‘D.A.K face’.
10. He’s obsessive compulsive with a domineering mother, hence is up at 6 am at the drycleaners and takes all his vitaminz.
11. He likes watching foreign films because it’s not p*rn if it’s cultured.
12. He has a dance choreographer and has an specific choreography for each song of Interpol. He goes to practice with this guy twice a week and if somebody asks he says he´s taking piano lessons!
13. He has read each and every piece of slash about the band written in Public Pervert, but he’s upset because is mainly about Paul and Carlos. He has put some dirty moves on his choreographies to show he can be as dirty as the others, but this hasn’t worked
14. He always wanted to be part of N-Sync but gave up his dream when he realized that he would never wear elegant suites.
15. He wanted to be Willy Wonka.
16. Daniel owns the Jane Fonda aerobics tape and take note for moves on the stage.
17. Admires Paul.
18. Always asks Paul if He can sing, obviously after Song seven and PDA, Paul refuses to let him.
19. When they were listening to the antics remix,he asked all the guys to dance along with him,they refused and looked the other way.